Jealousy Is So Scandalous

It's been 5 or 6 weeks since I dyed my hair and the inevitable happened: I started to miss life as a ginger kid.This simple brown colour is kinda boring me out. It's just not doing it for me. I know my friends and family sometimes think it's ridiculous that I spend a lot of money on my hair and the hairdresser. Especially because I'm always broke. 

 But I can't help it. When my hair sucks, my day sucks.

Yes. A bad hairday can ruin my day. No I will not get over it.

And Yes. I'm gonna dye it first thing tomorrow morning.

Xx Flo 

Less Is A Bore

Man do I hate sale. It's not that I don't like bargains, but it's just always too damn messy in the shops to take a good look around. But the mean reason I don't like sale are the hysterical dutch women who make the whole sale shopping situation unbearable for me. Yes, I get freaking excited too when I find something cool for a really good price.

But no, I'm not going to skydive into a pile of jeans as if my life is depending on it.

Or maybe it's just the fact that I don't master the art of sale shopping and therefore am bitching at the ones who do. Could be an option...

What I do know is that last week I was brave enough to concur the world of sale and I found these two cuties at River Island and Primark.

Don't you just love the prints?

Xx Flo



Sunday Black And Grey

So yeah I guess you guys thought I disappeared.

But no worries..I'm still here!!

Xx Flo

Konichiwa Bitches

I received this pair of sneakers two days ago, thanks to my friend Mo and her creditcard.

For safety reasons (ending up in the gutter, sleeping in a box) I don't own a creditcard myself.

My boyfriend doesn't like them and my roomie is convinced I want to be a Spice Girl again.

I just say: Konichiwa Bitches! A Ha A Ha

Xx Flo

Food For Thought

How nice would it be to wake up in the morning and see something cute and colourful like this?

When I was a kid I used to collect and play with these little ponies.

Crap, I shouldn't have thrown them away..

I don't care I like these kind of childish things. Yes I shower with Zwitsal soap and yes I have Hello Kitty toilet paper and yes I drink Phineas and Ferb juice.

 It's a weird thing. When people get older, somewhere along the road they forget to have fun. They only talk about serious stuff and live their lifes the way they think it should be lived. There's no time for party and bullshit and worst of all..people forget about the things that once were their dreams. 

Sounds a bit sad maybe. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to ruin your evening.

But better to ruin it on a monday, than on a friday right?

On a hapier note, it's summer!!! I say, when you're young, wear as little clothes as possible. You have the rest of your life to be tacky and overdecorated. Grandma won't be wearing cut-offs. At least, I seriously hope not.

Xx Flo

New In / Plimsolls

Ahww so cute!

Xx Flo

Jeanious / Number 2

Ok first of all, who is gonna buy this cat for me??

Lots of kisses and icecream in return!

Second of all, I promised to keep you updated on the hilarious actions and questions from costumers.

So here's another one for you..

Friday, juni 29th

Thirty something guy with Le Coq Sportif 'sneakers', plain washed blue denim jeans and printed Jack&Jones t-shirt (owww really...your mother honestly didn't buy that for you?) asks me:

'I have a jeans at home, I want the exact same one, do you have it?'

 Me: 'maybe..do you remember the model name of the jeans?'

Guy: 'No I don't'

Me: 'Ok...can you tell me what kind of model it is? Is it a bootcut model or maybe a skinny or a straight fit?'  

Guy: 'I don't know'

Me: 'What kind of color is the jeans? Dark of light?'

 Guy: I don't know...but do you have it??'

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Xx Flo